I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty
and to the booty for which it stands
one nation under booty
indivisible
with liberty and ass for all
OK SO HARRY LOOKS AMAZING EVERYDAY BUT THERE ARE SOME DAYS WHEN HE LOOKS ESPECIALLY GOOD
LIKE JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU EVEN REAL
I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS WAX FIGURINE UNTIL IT SMILED
if you’re confirming something animal related is it confirmed or confurmed
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
i think thats how most fruits work
This is here for you when it’s hard to find your smile. You deserve it.
you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post
i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this
i tried and i failed
YES
one does not simply nt reblog this
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a way to cheat, actually. :P
Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.
thefabulousthuglifeofzaynmalik:
not taking chances
so i reblog this every time and guess what happened….I met One Direction
OMG REBLOGGING THIS THEN
IM NOT TAKING ANY RISKS.
i reblogged this last time and look who i got to meet (:
I aint taking anyyyyy chances
No chances taken.
Not taking chances.
Not.taking.chances.
If I ever meet one direction and they ask me what my name is I’m just gonna be like “y/n”
